There appears to be an industry-wide rush to standardize on using containers. Some even falsely equate "cloud-native" with container use. In this talk, we will review the "official" definition of Cloud-Native and the demands it places on applications. We will see how overreliance on containers not only adds risk, but violates the very goals expressed in that definition. Finally, we will examine alternatives available in Azure, including tips and tricks you'll need to achieve the scalability, resiliency, and velocity that the cloud promises.